The 10 Hottest Babes of Bioware Games

published April 6, 2010

Well I've been a Bioware fanboy since they were Black Isle Studios. Baldur's Gate I and II, Icewind Dale all the way through Neverwinter Nights I and II (and all the expansions), to the Knights of the Old Republic Games, all the way through Dragon Age and and the Mass Effect games. Bioware is easily my favorite gaming company, as they've revolutionized the RPG. Great and epic storylines paired with awesome likeable characters that Hollywood can only dream of creating, as well as the element of how your choices affecting the outcome of the game. These are all small parts of the awesomeness that is the Bioware game. Oh yeah, and the babes. Here are my top 10 babes of the Bioware games! more >>>

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The Liam Neeson Totem Pole of Power

published March 9, 2010

Liam Neeson is basically one of my favorite actors of all time. The reason is simple; he always plays a badass. Morgan Freeman comes close - check out the Morgan Freeman Chain of Command. When the Clash of the Titans remake comes out, he plays Zeus, and that will basically solidify his position as an actor that always plays a badass or a mentor. Here is the Liam Neeson Totem Pole of Power. Be warned, even the bottom of the totem pole has more power than 98% of men. more >>>

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Actors Gone Retard for an Oscar

published March 8, 2010

Well it's Oscar night, and it's a complete crock of shit. The bullshit speeches and self-congratulatory nature of these awards that are always given to the wrong actor or movie are simply painful to watch. Then we have the army of fashionistas going over what the heck people were wearing. Well, last July I showcased beautiful women gone ugly for an Oscar. Here we have actors gone retard for an Oscar. more >>>

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Animals That Are Probably Fake

published January 2, 2010

Since conservatives believe that global warming and evolution are hoaxes, it stands to reason that they certainly don't believe that certain animals are hoaxes too. Why believe evidence and fact when the God already told what's true!? Yes God made monkeys and they stayed that way, the fossils are just hoaxes that Satan placed in the ground to test the faith of humanity. How very juvenile and silly. Here are animals that conservatives surely believe do not really exist and are just creations made to test their faith. more >>>

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The 15 Most Tragic Deaths of 2009

published December 29, 2009

2009 will go down as the year where everyone died. Seriously, people have been dropping dead left and right this year. Hell, someone famous probably died just now as there still are a couple days left this year. Well some deaths are more tragic than others, and some aren't tragic at all (Oral Roberts, Robert Novak, Billy Mays). Here are the 15 most tragic deaths this year in my opinion. more >>>

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Do the Lynndie (Video Game Edition!)

published November 24, 2009

Just when you think the Lynndie is going out of style, she comes back and makes it cool again. In history, she has secretly appeared in many video games. Here are the examples I could find of Lynndie doing her thing in the cruelest of moments in video games. more >>>

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The Worst Star Wars Side Characters

published November 21, 2009

Well for every good, there's a bad. For every yin - a yang, and for every wonderful meal - a shit. Star Wars has such a huge array of intriguing characters that there's bound to be awesome ones (Jabba, Yoda, Han) and shitty ones (Young Ani, Jar-Jar, Watto). Yesterday we went over the best of the side characters with tiny parts, today we go over the shitty side characters. more >>>

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The Best Star Wars Side Characters

published Novemver 19, 2009

This article isn't about the popular Yodas or Jabba the Hutts. This also isn't about the hated Jar Jars and the whiny young Anakins. This about those characters that showed up with very small parts, who happened to be awesome. Here are the best Stars Wars characters we barely got to know. more >>>

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Iconic Sports Press Conference Moments

published November 18, 2009

If there's one thing about sports, it's that it isn't "just a game." It's a multi-billion dollar business where team try to put out as best a product as they can possibly put on the field. When the product is not up to par, you can tell by the post game rants of some of these coaches and players. If you haven't seen these awesome press conference rants and meltdowns, you're missing out. more >>>

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My Strange Pet Peeves

published November 17, 2009

Let's face it, there's a billion stupid pet peeves out there. Not terribly many are justified, including some of mine. See if you agree with any of my strange pet peeves. more >>>

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7 More Stupid Products

published November 16, 2009

There is simply no shortage of stupid crap for sale out in the world and stupid ways people try to make money by selling junk. As Christmas season begins and we're bombarded with the holiday commercial Christmas jingles (the worst torture in the world), I've come up with 7 more horrible and stupid products that people should never be caught dead with (except maybe the rape whistle). This is a continuation of an article from August that you can see here. more >>>

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The Undead Totem Pole

published November 15, 2009

Obsession with the living dead has been with humans since our earliest history. Whether is the hauntings of ghosts, or plagues of zombies, or Dracula sucking your blood, the undead are everywhere in pop culture. There is definitely a totem pole of toughness when it comes to the undead, because they are not all created equal. Here is the undead totem pole, from toughest to weakest. more >>>

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10 Animals With Sexual Names

published November 14, 2009

Why is it that so many animals are named after dirty sexual parts? Or is it the other way around? If dogs were to have intercourse in the missionary position, would they call it humie style? All over nature there are animals with dirty names. I'm not even getting to the plant and fungus kingdoms, these are just animals. The funny thing is, I have the distinct feeling that I'm forgetting about half of them. Here are 10 of these filthy sexually named animals. Purposly left out - the pussy cat. more >>>

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The 10 Wussiest Monsters and Humanoids

published November 11, 2009

Twilight has done it's best to try to wussify the legacy of the vampire and their 'sparkly' skin. However, there is just far too much lore about vampires to counter that. In the history of monsters, some have always been wussies, from their mythology right up to the modern interpretation in games. Here are some of the wussiest monsters that it may not necessarily be wise to wear a shirt supporting. more >>>

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Story Pics 4

published October 28, 2009

The hits just keep on coming. Here's the fourth batch of the story pics/story comics, including an Archnemesis original at the bottom. Check em out! more >>>

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Prescription Medicines That Should be Bands

published October 27, 2009

Anyone who watches any TV knows the bombardment of the prescription drug commercials, especially the boner commercials. Most people will mute through the commercials, or DVR the program and fast forward through it. However, with a sporting event, we don't have much choice but to sit through these agonizing commercials. Just ask your doctor about Blah-busil, do not take Blah-busil if blah blah, symptoms include blah blah, Blah-busil isn't for everyone. Well I made an observation that many of these prescription medicines sound like they should be band names. Here are 9 that do so and what kind of band they would be. more >>>

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Dr. Bin's Irrational Hatred of Football Players

published October 26, 2009

When Dr. Bin isn't bust cutting people open and removing tumors, he's watching various sports, especially football. Dr. Bin has an intense hatred of a special few players over the years, here are 6 of them. more >>>

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The 10 Funniest Current TV Shows

published October 25, 2009

About 97% of TV is horrible. About 20% of that is boner commercials. Sometimes, just sometimes, we get an enjoyable show. Even rarer, we get a show that makes us laugh. We cling to these shows like we cling to a girlfriend that's way too hot for us. We stay loyal and watch them. If we can't watch them we DVR them. Currently, there are maybe 15 shows that will probably make you laugh. Here are the 10 funniest TV shows, in my opinion. more >>>

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The Many Faces of Ron Weasley

published October 24, 2009

Have you noticed how often that Ron Weasley makes that sidewards frowny face? All the time! I hear Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley, is actually a pretty damn cool guy. Hell, I think he'd be perfect for the role of Glass Joe if Punch Out the Movie came out. Regardless, I find his character in the Harry Potter series to be quite annoying. Here are the many emotions and faces of Ron Weasley. more >>>

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The Hottest X-men Babes (Comics)

published October 23, 2009

The X-men movies stunk. Many will say that the first and the second one were good, and the other two sucked, but I say they all sucked. The first two sucked a tad bit less. The TV series in the early 90's was actually quite awesome and I just recently rewatched it. The comics are supreme, though I've lost touch over the last decade, just too many different X-men coming and going, and different teams etc. One thing the comics never fail to do is provide a steady stream of scantily clad babes with superpowers. Here are the 10 hottest of the X-(wo)men is my humble opinion. more >>>

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Country Look Alikes

published October 21, 2009

When I was a child I was a geography prodigy. I got pissed off at all the idiots on Carmen Sandiego show, because the questions were dirt easy for me. I remembered noticing that a lot of the countries looked like various strange things due to my hyperactive imagination. Here are some of these country look-alikes from my childhood. more >>>

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How to be a Crappy Neighbor

published October 20, 2009

I thought I'd take a day to whine and complain more than usual. I live in a downstairs apartment and I sure have some shitty upstairs neighbors. I've lived in many apartments, and I know the basics about how to be a good and respectful neighbor. These people upstairs never got the memo. If ever you've lived in apartment or plan on living in apartment, please, do not do these things on this list. This is a must read, especially for my shitty-ass upstairs neighbors whom I have never met, but might end up mysteriously disappearing. more >>>

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My 10 Favorite Nuts

published October 19, 2009

First and foremost, I'm not going to get into what a nut and what a legume is. I know peanuts are considered legumes, but for the purposes of my favorite nuts, it counts as a nut. So many people have the unfortunate condition of being deathly allergic to nuts, and that is a big bummer, because nuts are delicious (not testicles you pervert). Here are my 10 favorite nuts (with a couple legumes if you are a stickler). more >>>

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The Facebook Friends You Hate (And Love)

published October 19, 2009

I am the first to admit I am a bit addicted to facebook. The problem is, a couple people can make it a horrible experience, so many stay away. First off, most people are agreeable and quite nice. I emphasize this, most are enjoyable and even slightly interesting. It's always good to get a comment or a "I Like This" on the bullshit you post. Well, at least the bullshit I post. There is however a plague of shitty facebook users that account for 60% of updates. I may like the person, but sometimes, I sure hate their fucking updates. Here are some of these personas. more >>>

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Ranking Monkeys and Apes

published October 17, 2009

Unless you are a god-damn poacher who deserves to be disemboweled, you can't deny the awesomeness of apes and monkeys. Apes are the closest thing to humans in the wild, and monkeys are a close second. In my world travels I have run across nearly every kind of monkey and have decided to do the impossible. I have decided to try to rank them from least awesome to most awesome. The tough part about this is that they are all awesome. The even tougher part is that there are like seven thousand different types of monkeys and apes (not really 7 thousand, but it is a lot). Well out of the 25 most common, I've ranked them for you. If nothing else, it'll give you a nice glimpse into the variety and majesty of the monkey and ape world. more >>>

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Evil Deities - Then and Now

published October 16, 2009

Dungeons and Dragons has been under attack from the religious right since its inception. It kind of makes sense, there's plenty magic and sorcery, usually reserved for Jesus and no one else. Everything else is a witch or a warlock in their eyes. There is also a extensive lore and history of the D&D deities. From the depths of the Abyss, to the icy hell of Cania (the 8th Level of the Nine Hells) the deitiy lore is as extensive as any mythology. With evil demigods like Mephistopheles and Baalzebul, it's a wonder why the religious right doesn't freak out a bit more. The only thing is, people are usually trying to kill them, not worship them in real life. Anyways, in the 30 years of D&D, some have gone through major transformations, while some have remained the same. Check out these evil deities, then and now. more >>>

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