The Hottest X-men Babes (Comics)

published October 23, 2009

The X-men movies stunk. Many will say that the first and the second one were good, and the other two sucked, but I say they all sucked. The first two sucked a tad bit less. The TV series in the early 90's was actually quite awesome and I just recently rewatched it. The comics are supreme, though I've lost touch over the last decade, just too many different X-men coming and going, and different teams etc. One thing the comics never fail to do is provide a steady stream of scantily clad babes with superpowers. Here are the 10 hottest of the X-(wo)men in my humble opinion.

#10 - Jubilee - This Asian American mall rat starts off the list. Her ability was creating 'fireworks' blasts from her hands. I found her to be quite annoying, and with a rather lame superpower. In the 90's cartoon series, she was inserted as the teenage girl to sympathize with (Rogue was that in the movies). It's not that she isn't hot, it's just that she is kinda annoying.

#9 - Polaris - Polaris was the female equivalent of Magneto, and it made sense, as she was his daughter. She's also piling the brother of Cyclops. What is it about the strange colored hair that makes animated babes so hot, but real-life women so ugly?

#8 - Dazzler - Dazzler was an X-men product of the late 70's and early 80's. She was disco/80's rock singer by day, and superhero who used sound as a her special ability. She turned sounds into energy beams. It's a good thing they didn't go with the original idea for her, which was "The Disco Queen" whose ability was to make people tell the truth. She was definitely a major hottie, but her 80's glam-ness was enough to make her barely crack the list.

#7 -Kitty Pryde - Kitty first showed up early on as a 13 year old, but she matured and... well she filled in real nice. She was a love interest of Colossus for a while but that ended rather quickly. She possesses one of the better abilities, being able to phase through walls. She had that cameo in the wretched X-men 3 movie as the one who 'defeated' the juggernaut, bitch.

#6 - Mystique - Not only is the natural blue-skinned form of Mystique hot, but the fact that she can change shapes into anything your heart desires is a huge turn on as well. That is, if she doesn't kill you first. She was originally one of the X-men's greatest villains, but eventually joined the X-men. She was actually the mother of Nightcrawler, and foster mother of Rogue. She also always has those skull adornments all over, which I'm still trying to figure out if it's creepy or hot.

#5 - Jean Grey - On a lot of lists, she would be #1, but I find her incredibly overrated. That's not to say that she isn't bangin, I just think there are 4 X-Men that are hotter. Perhaps it's because Wolverine has the hots for her, but come on Wolverine, there's plenty of other hotter and less snobby babes. Jean even became the ultra-bitchy Phoenix, who was the epitome of the female mood swing.

#4 - Storm - Storm is pretty much synonymous with the X-men. She has been in the most comics, all the TV series, and even been the leader from time to time when the Professor is missing or gone. Add that to the fact she has one of the most powerful abilities, the power to control weather, wind, lightning etc. She even shows her African roots by wearing as little clothing as possible, which us males appreciate. It's too bad Halle Berry almost ruined Storm for everyone.

#3 - Psylocke - This psychic warrioress has incredibly disproportionate boobs and a permenantly wedgied ass that she loves to show off. This makes most dudes happy. Her dark purple tinted hair and her British accent just enhances the hot. Even her real name is hot - "Betsy Braddock."

#2 - Emma Frost - Like Mystique, Emma Frost was originally a fearsome villain of the X-men. She is cold, ruthless, domineering, exactly what I look for in a woman. She was voted as IGN's hottest comic book babe, and one can see why. A hot blonde, blue-eyed, buxom babe who barely wears any clothes and plays mind games. I'd buy that for a dollar.

#1 - Rogue - In the comics, Rogue started as kinda of a butch looking villain. Eventually, having no place to go, she joined the X-men. She earned everyone's trust and became a core member. Her hair got longer, her clothes got more revealing, and she has only gotten hotter over the years. Her southern belle mentality and that strip of white in her hair are hot, but probably what separates her from the rest is that fact that she cannot touch anyone, even though she reeeeaallly wants to. In the 90's cartoon series, she had an amazing raspy southern voice. All those factors sealed her as a permanent contender in my top 25 list, even though she's fiction. Again, Anna Paquin in the movies almost ruined her for me, but the X-men movies are dead to me.

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