About The Archnemesis

 

What is The Archnemesis?

The Archnemesis was established in 2005, but placed on the shelves until May of 2009. We aim to post a brand new original article everyday. Essentially, it is a humor/satire blog made for your amusement. We focus on things like sports, movies, politics and weird stuff, because that's what we like. We try to be a home for those with short attention spans. You may be shocked to know that this is an amateur production done for fun and amusement, and maybe a couple extra bucks from advertisements.

 

Can I give you money ?

If you enjoy the site, bookmark it and visit a sponsor or two! If you really really really like the site, feel free to Donate to The Archnemesis! Soon you can expect some dope Archnemesis merch and "The Archnemesis Book" for purchase.

 

Can I follow The Archnemesis on Twitter?

The Archnemesis loves to have one sided conversations with Shaquille O'Neal, Ron Artest and Ashton Kutcher. We also post new things on the site on Twitter.

 

That's cool, how about Facebook?

Not yet, but The Archnemesis isn't above it.

 

Can I write for The Archnemesis?

Probably not, but if you want to correspond via and show us what you got, go for it!

 

I'm big time and I want to advertise on your site?

Shoot us an and we'll talk.

 

I'm really big time and I want to buy your site?

Two million dollars and you can have it, you jerk.

 

I want to comment on articles, why can't I?

The vast majority of comment sections end up with people bitching back and forth and are a cancer to the internet. If you would like to make a comment about how much you despise an article or love something, just take the time to e-mail it. If it's good, we just might post your hate/ love mail someday.

 

I am an attractive lady and I want to bed you.

There is a waiting list. To get on it, just a photo and your specs.

 

What specific things does The Archnemesis like?

Natural Disasters, Sports, Movies, 3-Boobed Lady from Total Recall, Chris Hanson, Zombies

 

What specific things does The Archnemesis dislike?

Showtunes, Yankees, Gwen Stefani, Green Day, John Travolta, Fergie, Commercials

 

I have an awesome idea for an article and want you to do it.

We welcome all idea's, especially the really weird and ridiculous ones.

 

Any other questions? E-mail it over!

-The Archnemesis