Prescription Medicines That Should be Bands

published October 27, 2009

Anyone who watches any TV knows the bombardment of the prescription drug commercials, especially the boner commercials. Most people will mute through the commercials, or DVR the program and fast forward through it. However, with a sporting event, we don't have much choice but to sit through these agonizing commercials. Just ask your doctor about Blah-busil, do not take Blah-busil if blah blah, symptoms include blah blah, Blah-busil isn't for everyone. Well I made an observation that many of these prescription medicines sound like they should be band names. Here are 9 that do so and what kind of band they would be.

Caduet - The glorious voices of Kelly Clarkson and Reba McEntire combine for a an album entitled "Caduet." These two lovely voices combine to form a cadence duet or "Caduet" in order to benefit those with high blood pressure and high cholesterol.

Symbicort - Your asthma will just disappear when you listen to the Afro-Caribbean-Urban percussion group "Simba Court," inspired by the tribal sounds of The Lion King.

Yaz - YAZ is a wonderfully produced Broadway show filled with the show tunes you know and love to sing along to. YAZ stars the immortal Tommy Tune, the man who glides across the dance floor like albatross through the clouds. YAZ benefits women who wish to prevent pregnancy and choose to use an oral contraceptive.

Valtrex - The most deathiest of death metal groups, Valtrex combines scream-o grind core lyrics over a fast guitar in the key of E-Minor with quadruple bass pedals. The sing about such death metal topics like genital herpes and chancre sores, and how their music can let you live your life with it.

Aciphex - This old school dirty rap group mixes raunchy lyrics with phat beats to make your ass clap. There is no better album to shake that ass to. Just don't shake too hard, or you may get a gastric ulcer.

Lyrica - This wonderful acoustic group sings about the darkest and most depressing subjects despite their outward happy appearance. Sometimes just listening to depressing lyrics can make your own depression better.

Flomax - DJ Flo Max has been spittin' sick lyrics from the day he came out the womb. After years of refining his gift of gab, he finally came out with this lyrical masterpiece. His flow is to the max, hence the name DJ Flo Max. He lyrically performs armed robbery to the point where your male urinary symptoms just disappear.

Abilify - Ken was born with an unfortunate condition known as Down Syndrome. Despite being born with this unfortunate condition, Ken battled against all odds and even came out with this inspirational album which chronicles his journey. Just like how this album helped Ken with his Down Syndrome, it can help you with your Dementia, Bipolar disorder, or Schizophrenia.

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