Duck Billed Platypus - Ah the Platypus, the biggest conundrum for creationists like Kirk Cameron. Apparently, a beaver had sex with a duck and produced this vile offspring. Of course not. The Platypus is an evil creation made by atheists to make people question God and his real creations like dogs and caribou. The video footage of the Duck Billed Platypus is all special effects and a Gay Hollywood agenda/conspiracy to drive people away from their faith.

Octopus - An 8 legged creature with a beak, one eye, and spits poisonous ink, sounds more of a creation by Gary Gygax than God. An animal with memory and problem solving skills that doesn't even have a spine and can change colors?! Preposterous! If anything, they sound like minions of Satan. But of course they are just fake creations of the real minions of Satan - the godless scientists who are out to fool you to think these creatures exist.

Elephant Seal - Do you really think that the schlong of an elephant can fit in a seal? The left wing has invented this animal and their so-called 'endangered species' list so they can further their agenda - their evil agenda of giving people health care, reducing pollution, equal rights, spending money, and baby murdering.

Liger - Everyone knows when a tiger makes love to a tiger, they create a tiger. When a lion mates with a lion, they make a lion. This myth of the so called "Liger" that is half tiger and lion was introduced in the movie "Napolean Dynamite." Everyone knows that Noah only had tigers and lions in his ark, not the liger. So just forget about this fake 'liger.' It's as fake as Al Gore who just created global warming to make money, because everyone knows money is the only reason people do anything.

Crocoduck - The wonder of the crocoduck. The perfect argument against evolution, right? If evolution were true, we'd have crocoducks walking all over the world. Guess what, crocoducks actually exist in the fossil record. There are two types. The pelagornithidae and the anatosuchus. I wonder if Kirk Cameron knows this. He'll have to find other fake photoshopped animals like the duck billed platypus to use as arguments against evolution.

Polar Bears - Yet another fake animal created by Coca-Cola that the Europeans use to try to get sympathy so they can further their agenda of the Europeanization of America. Well we will never allow America to turn into a country with the horror that the people of Sweden and France have to live with just for an alibino Grizzly Bear that obviously doesn't exist. Also the Arctic is an Ocean, how can bears live in an ocean?! I suppose this Polar bear conveniantly hitched a ride on this iceberg so you liberals can cry about him. It's obvious that the word 'iceberg' is a jewish word too, so the polar bears on icebergs are only their to further the Jew Agenda.

Beetles - The only beetles that there should be are the British Boy Band. Since there are about 5-8 millions species of beetles in the world, do you really think Noah would've fit all of them on his ark? Of course not! So obviously Beetles do not exist, especially the Rhinoceros beetle. Perhaps the dung beetle exists, as it produces the dung that comes out of the mouths of these scientists who try to feed us these myths.

Dinosaurs - This myth of the dinosaur was created for the sole purpose of trying to destroy our faith. Can you believe that these 'scientist' actually dig up 'fossils' from the 'ground' and 'carbon date' them?! And then they say that these fossils are millions and millions of years old?! Clearly since the world is 6,000 years old, the dinosaur fossils were placed by the mischievous Satan into the ground. I'm sure Satan is having a big ole "tee hee" out of all the people being fooled into thinking that these fossils are legitimate evidence. As if Gilgamesh really had room for a "Brachiosaurus" and a "Brontosaurus." Did I say Gilgamesh? I meant Noah.

Bacteria - Since 'scientists' further their gay agenda by observing these so-called bacteria evolving before our very eyes, it's quite obvious that bacteria are simply fake and do not exist. They say that there are trillions of bacteria in your body, if that's so, why can't I see them? The only thing living in me is me and The Holy Spirit! Now they're making so they can indoctrinate our children into believing the lies of evolution.