The 10 Hottest Babes of Bioware Games
published April 6, 2010
Well I've been a Bioware fanboy since they were Black Isle Studios. Baldur's Gate I and II, Icewind Dale all the way through Neverwinter Nights I and II (and all the expansions), to the Knights of the Old Republic Games, all the way through Dragon Age and and the Mass Effect games. Bioware is easily my favorite gaming company, as they've revolutionized the RPG. Great and epic storylines paired with awesome likeable characters that Hollywood can only dream of creating, as well as the element of how your choices affecting the outcome of the game. These are all small parts of the awesomeness that is the Bioware game. Oh yeah, and the babes. Here are my top 10 babes of the Bioware games!
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#10: Dawn Star and Silk Fox (Jade Empire) - These ladies are here mostly because of default, and for the fact that I accidentally placed a non-Bioware babe into the 10 spot before. Also I had to slot in a Jade Empire babe in here somewhere. For these reasons, both Dawn Star and Jade Fox start off at number 10! (thank you smore006)
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#9: Ashley Williams (Mass Effect 1) - Probably the most obvious choice for the chick you wanna romance in the first installment of Mass Effect, her shitty personality dropped her quite a bit. Yeah, yeah, I get that you're over-compensating some toughness because you're a chick and all that. And enough with all that God crap. Physically, she was probably the hottest, but there were at least 2 others in Mass Effect 1 that trumped her in this game. Still... she was bangin!
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#8: Subject Zero aka. Jack (Mass Effect 2) - She may not be the physically hottest, but I know plenty of people that are into the tattooed/shaved head goddesses who can kick your ass. In Mass Effect 2, she is one of the romance options - in two ways. Option 1: Casual sex and she hates you. Option 2: Refuse casual sex and hold off for later for one of the most emo gaming romance scenes of all time. Gah, and only #8!! |
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#7: Bastila (Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic) - What is it about chicks with light sabers? Bastila is the hot human woman with the sexiest voice you can possibly imagine in the first KOTOR game. Not only was she your most trusted ally, but she also turned into your worst enemy, unless you turned her back to the light side. Though dark side Bastila was just as hot as light side Bastila. Nonetheless, she was a memorable and gorgeous character (voiced by Jennifer Hale, the same woman who voices the female version of Shepard in Mass Effect).
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#6: Leliana (Dragon Age: Origins) - I'm a sucker for righteous bards. Especially if they have fiery red hair, an amazing voice, and won't hesitate to kill baddies when you want them to. Leliana had a strange lisp to her voice that only added to her hotness. Yes she was a romance option in the game, but she wasn't quite the hottest in Dragon Age.
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#5: Liara T'Soni (Mass Effect) - Hot damn, something about blue skinned aliens with tentacle heads that just do it for me. If you've played the first Mass Effect, you'd have chosen her too. The absolute crazy thing is, she wasn't my first choice in the game. Hell, in Mass Effect 1, my first choice wasn't even a romantic option. That's why they have sequels..... see #3.
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#4: Aribeth (Neverwinter Nights) - A gorgeous paladin of Tyr was there to help you every step of the way... except she had some tool boyfriend named Fenthick. However, this Fenthick was killed, leaving you open to woo the heart of this gorgeous and righteous paladin. It was not to be, as she went evil after the death of her 'love' and turned out to be one of the harder boss fights in Neverwinter Nights... unless you wooed her back towards the light. Yes, she made being a good guy trendy again. Damn you Chaotic Neutral assholes.
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#3: Tali (Mass Effect 1 & 2)- You never do see her face, but in Mass Effect 1, she was my top choice for the romance option. Unfortunately, it was not available. They changed that in Mass Effect 2, yet you still don't see her face. See ladies, it isn't all about looks - Tali is proof. I must say, I don't know what her accent is, but it's one of the sexiest accents ever. She might look like Matron Benezia under that mask but hot damn, talk to me in a Quarian accent and you will win my heart.
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#2: Morrigan (Dragon Age: Origins) - She's hot, pretty evil, and sadistic. Even her smile looks like a frown, but it's definitely hot. She is the one of the awesomest (and hottest) characters to ever be featured in any video game, not to mention any Bioware game. Women love the mixture of danger and confidence in men, and I must say I love the mixture of danger and cofindence in women... and that woman is Morrigan. Morrigan was easily the hottest video game babe of all time - until Mass Effect 2 came out....
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#1: Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect 2) - Okay, she is genetically engineered to be perfect. It's not often when entertainment lives up to the claim. Leelu in The 5th Element is the only other time when perfection was met. There really is no way to argue with perfection. You know when you see one of those amazing lookin' chicks and all you can say is... 'damn'. Well... damn. Designed by geeks for geeks, Miranda wins, hands down.
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Bonus: This Amazing Chick - Just because.
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Oh yeh, this article has brought out a whole new level of dorkitude out of me. In my defense - I don't give a shit! if you think I'm wrong!
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