The Republican Sexual Deviant (Part 2)

published August 13, 2009

In mid July, we brought to you 5 examples of the Republican Sexual Deviant. People love my artwork so much, that they wanted to see 5 more. Well it wasn't difficult to find 5 more examples of the Republican hypocrisy machine at work. They despise abortions, homosexuals, infidelity, and in some cases black people. However, they engage in this deviant behavior at an alarming rate. No wonder they hate Hollywood and the media so much, there's too much penis and sexy shirtless men tempting them everytime they turn on the television. Like a recovering drug addict, they must say that they hate and despise the drugs, until held in the warm embrace of the high (in this case, gay testicles in their mouth). As promised, here are 5 more examples of this Republican Sexual Deviant.

 

Bob Barr - This poor man is against gay marriage, against marijuana legalization, and against abortion. It was only a matter of time before he made his wife have an abortion. His second of three wives, Gail, was pregnant in 1983 back when Bob Barr was cheating on her with his current third wife. So he did what any good Christian would do, funded her abortion. Years later, at a campaign fundraiser, he was photographed licking whipped cream off a woman. It's inconclusive whether or not the woman got pregnant from the lick and and had her abortion funded by Senator Barr.

Ok, so he didn't actually do it himself, but it's fun to draw it that way.

 

Bob Allen - The devil sure had his way with this poor sot. This Florida representative was staunchly anti-gay, and signed a bill supporting Florida's ban of gays adopting children. He feared that the children of gays would grow up to be the type of sexual deviant that would offer $20 to a burly black man for oral sex in a restroom. But wait, that's exactly what Bob Allen did, except this burly black man was an undercover cop. Instead of lucious black lips around his wrinkled member, he was charged with solicitation of prostitution.

Next time, be a good Christian and solicit oral sex from a white woman.

 

Strom Thurmond - Strom Thurmond believed in hell, and if it indeed exists, he must be burning in one of the inner most rings. First off, he promoted segregation. He said "...that there?s not enough troops in the army to force the southern people to break down segregation and admit the n*gger race into our theaters and swimming pools, into our homes and into our churches.? He said this as a democrat, but when he realized the Republicans were more in tune with his views, he switched over. To his deathbed, he never renounced these views. Well as it turns out, Strom had a kid with his 16 year old black maid, and supported this mixed race child throughout her life. This is a pretty intense story if you don't know about it, you can read more about it here.

If you keep blacks away from Strom, maybe he won't be tempted by the succulent ebony booty of a beautiful brown sista.

 

John Bolton - This moustached deviant was appointed by G-Dub to be U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. If he was confirmed, he may have brought world peace by having an international group sex session. Bolton apparently forced his first wife into acts of group sex over and over again. He frequented the "Plato's Retreat", a known swingers club in New York. The details as to what exactly he did are unknown, but one can speculate.

This picture is a masterpiece.

 

David Vitter - Senator David Vitter is the embodiment of the Republican base. Pro-Life, Pro-Guns, Anti-Gay, Anti-Abortion, Anti-Gambling, Anti-Prostitution, Anti-Marijuana etc. For starters, Vitter called the "D.C. Madam" 5 times to solicit prostitution. He released a statement acknowledging responsibility and saying that God forgave him for the act (5 acts?). I wish it was that easy to get out my speeding tickets. In 2007, more prostitution accusations were made from the "Canal Street Madam," saying that Mr. Vitter favored a certain prostitute. She stated that he was a regular customer, but wasn't into anything "kinky or weird." That's a relief, especially considering multiple claims of Mr. Vitter's diaper fetish. It's diaper fetish, not baby fetish - that means it's ok, right? Well this winner is still a senator and up for re-election in Lousiana in 2010.

The conditions are almost perfect, all he needs is a prostitute.

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