15 Fantastic NFL Names
published June 2, 2009
Well after going through the rosters of 2008 football players (with the exception of a couple honorable mentions), I come upon my favorite names in the NFL. This was particularly difficult just because there's so damn many of em! I can safely say that I would probably trade my name for any of the following names. There's also a bonus in this article, what these awesome names would be, if they weren't in the NFL.
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15. Ty Law * Lawyer Milloy - No one messes with... "THE LAW." Except maybe the Judge (Reinhold) |
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14. Teddy Bruschi * Sam Adams - These guys would be a stoked version of our founding fathers. |
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13 . D'Brickashaw Ferguson - Brick Ferguson, it's a funny name. |
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12. Quentin Jammer - Slam Bam Jam with Quentin Jammer. Based on my favorite anti-drug artist . |
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11. Madison Hedgecock - The mythical goat slaying rooster of Madison, Wisconsin. |
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10. Marc Bulger - Ladies love Marc's bulge. |
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9. Deuce McAllister - Usually when I have to take an enormous crap, I say "I'm takin a Deuce McAllister." |
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8. Duce Staley - Once I'm done with the "Deuce McAllister," it starts smelling like a Duce Staley. |
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7. Cadillac WIlliams - It's quite possible that this actuallly is Cadillac WIlliams. |
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6. Amani Toomer - Fantastic name, but I would hate to have an Amani Tumor. |
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5. Reuben Droughns - The night of the living (Reuben) Drones! |
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4. Ebenezer Ekuban - Ekuban is Samoan for "Scrooge," showing that even in happy tropical cultures there an crabby old Jew who hates their joy. |
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3. Clint Session - "Say there, you interested in a session?" |
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2. Champ Bailey - Champburger, Hail to the Champ |
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1. Priest Holmes - Woah, it's Cadillac WIlliams... but a priest! |