Top Ten Babes Your Grandfather Dug

published July 8, 2009

Pretty soon, we can use them as oil.

Babes were first invented in the 1940's. How humankind got along without them is a mystery to us all. Many of us have (or had) grandfathers that lived to see this first generation of babes crop up (Female A). While it may be uncomfortable to think about, your grandpa had to imagine something when he was conceiving your parent with that old ass grandma of yours. Here are the top ten that certainly made grandpa's loins ache.

10. Jayne Mansfield - One of the original hourglass shaped platinum blondes, she died at 34. This means she never got old and will forever be remembered by her gravity defying boobs, and for being in your grandpa's first playboy.

9. Elizabeth Taylor - Not only did your grandpa go nuts for Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra, there's a decent chance he was one of her husbands. She also won a ton of golden globe awards and a couple academy awards.

8. Ursula Andress - If you ever have a "Best Bond Girl" conversation with your grandpa, he will certainly scream the praises of this first Bond girl. Your grandpa might die thinking about the first time this

7. Barbara Eden - A genie that makes your wishes come true, and exposes her navel?! No doubt your grandpa had some wishes in mind, and they involved whipped cream, some tires, a bottle of olive oil, and Barbara Eden.

6. Raquel Welch - While Raquel may be a later generation of babes (Female B), there's no doubt your grandpa went hog-wild over Raquel Welch. Her part (and poster) in "One Million years B.C." remains a litmus test for babes today.

5. Bettie Page - She was the original pin-up girl and in an age where there was no pornography, Bettie Page was the raunchiest your grandpa could get. No doubt there were dirty pictures of Bettie Page hiding in your grandpa's shoebox.

4. Jane Fonda - Another second generation babe, the original "Barbarella" made men of all ages watch a completely weird-ass hippie space movie, just to see her body in tights (myself included). Not only does your grandpa lust for Jane Fonda, but your dad and probably you do as well (or your significant other).

3. Bridgitte Bardot - She was one of the first babes to have wondrously huge gazongas, and your grandpa definitely took notice. She was originally too hot for the Hollywood and did European films. Because she was too risque for most, she was perfect for your grandpa to lust after, and lust after her he did.

2. Audrey Hepburn - To this day, women strive to achieve the look that Audrey mastered. She is still widely considered one of the most beautiful women of all-time. Your grandpa still dreams of her.

1. Marilyn Monroe - Could it be anyone else? She also died young and will forever be remembered as the most beautiful blonde to ever grace this Earth. Show me a grandpa that doesn't have the hots for Marilyn Monroe, and I'll show you a dead grandpa.

Do you think this list is an accurate representation of your grandpa's top 10? E-mail us and let us know if you think we misplaced someone!

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