7 Medicines Named After Animals

published June 28, 2009

Sometimes we get ideas that are so completely ridiculous, that we just have to put it to fruition. Watching some awesome nature shows, we noticed that some animals have names that sounds like they should be some sort of medicine. We decided to come up with 7 medicines that were named after these animals.

#7 - Proboscis - Sinus's keeping you from enjoying the fresh air? Can't enjoy the sweet smell of morning bacon because of a clogged nasal passage. Choose Pro-Boscis. Pro-Air. Pro-Breath. Pro-Boscis.

 

#6 - Dromedary - Going on a vacation, but your stomach can't handle the motion? Are you going on a boating trip to catch fish, but only feeding them? Then try Dromdary to ease motion sickness.

 

#5 - Tapir - Smoking is a habit that not only jeopardizes your own health, but your loved ones around you. Studies show that quitting cold turkey works only 10% of the time. Try 'Tapering Off' your nicotine habit with Tapir-Off, the nicotine patch that cares.

 

#4 - Guanaco - Having trouble 'going' after a large meal and a couple cups of coffee? Do you have a hard time taking the Browns to the Superbowl? When you're driving in a Chevy, do your pants get heavy? Try the #1 medicine to help your #2. Try Guanaco.

 

#3 - Tigon - Sick of T.I.'s music? Want to remove his catchy songs from your head and make them dead and gone? Lucky for you, I know all about dat (EH OH). Now you can have whatever you like, with Ti-Gon.

 

#2 - Marmoset - Are you marmalade intolerant? Does the sweet citrus jam cause you stomach turmoil? Don't switch to peanut butter, try Marmoset! Guaranteed to ease your stomach after high doses of marmalade - Marmoset - Enjoy marmalade again!

 

#1 - Albacore - Do you have heart problems? Do you have bunions? Don't get soft, get hardcore, with Alba-core. Alba-core - Bunion removal made easy!

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