Kirk Cameron - Evolution's Nightmare

published June 4, 2009

Evolution be damned. Kirk Cameron, child star of "Growing Pains" and former teen heart throb has done the impossible. Kirk Cameron has debunked evolution. His proof? The crocoduck. Game. Set. Match. There you have it, because a crocoduck does not exist and it is not in the fossil record, evolution is not possible. Ducks give birth to ducks. Crocs give birth to crocs. And if you're not convinced, Kirk has more fine examples to sway you. You might as well repent now.

Evolution is as absurd as this crocoduck, you can tell by the absurd reaction on my face about how absurd the absurdity is!

Well you may be a tougher cookie to convince, but fear not. Kirk's next mindblower will blow your mind.

That's right, bitches, crocoduck isn't enough for you, than the Bull Frog is! I don't see no bull-frog in the fossil record. Kirk, you've done it again. If you believe in evolution, then you best show me a fossil of a bull-frog. What's that Kirk? You're not done?!?!

Check mate! The Sheep-dog!

OH SNAP! It's a gosh-darn Sheep-dog! I can hear the collective heart of the evolutionists thump on the floor. One day, the evolutionist will recover from this three-pronged beatdown from Kirk Cameron, but until then, the Earth is 6000 years old! Eat it! My only complaint, mix 3 animals together! Well, one of my favorite websites did just that!

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Well Kirk is so certain that these animals cannot exist, he's offering $10,000 for someone to come up with a 'crocoduck,' or a 'rhinostrich." Well, I've sent an e-mail off to Kirk Cameron. Once I get a response, I'll keep you up to date to see if I'm $10,000 richer. Cheers!

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