Horrifying NBA Tattoos
published May 31, 2009
Today, we at The Archnemesis are particularly bitter due to the results of the NBA playoff games the past two days. So we will show to you some of the worst tattoos in the NBA, and we will fix them with our elementary photoshop skills.
The Tattoos
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Take away his right hand, and Jason Williams becomes "E-Boy."
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This one boggles the mind. Stephan Marbury apparently embracing his nickname "Starbury" and created a shoe company out of it. Guess what the logo is.
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Hey look, the salesman at Gamestop decided to get a bunch of tattoos.
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Yo mama so fat, she gave Kenyon Martin a hickey and it's still there!
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I believe... that this is one of the horrible tattoos in existence.
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An empowering message tattooed on Mike Bibby. Now, if only we can figure out was "Sudge" means.
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The Fixes
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Since Jason Williams wanted to put something obvious on his fists, we decided to put a different statement that too is obvious.
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I always thought he should've stuck with the nickname I gave him years ago, "Semen-in-the-Eye-Bury"
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Since Robert Swift looks so tough now with these tattoos, we figured a tattoo on the forehead reminding him how many points per game he scores would be a good way to bring him down to earth.
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Apparently yo mama is a French dude with lipstick.
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I've always wondered what the 5 fingers said to the neck.
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Don't mind if I do. Mike Bibby, judging by your horrible tattoos, you are a class A douchebag.
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