Death to all Juice

published June 9, 2009

Written by this guy

Too long has Juice meddled in the affairs of breakfast cereal, the domain where Milk has always been more powerful. According to the prophecy, Milk will prevail over Juice, to the very last berry. Milk will be victorious and are the true masters of breakfast cereal, but if and only if , you are believers in the prophecy.  I guarentee you that the power of our faith in Milk is greater than the combined power of all the Juices. The Juices are cowards who are eager to become part of a balanced breakfast, while we are eager to die for the sake of Milk. This is why the Juices have meddled with cranberry juice, apple juice, grape juice, orange juice and all the other juices. Juice will be annihilated, while only Milk shall remain. Oh Milk, vanquish all the Juice and their supporters, count their numbers and send a fruit specific pox upon all fruits that create Juice. Show Juice a day of darkness, so the sunlight will not feed them precious nutrients. Let us give our lives for the sake of Milk, and be rewarded with 70 cow teets of the finest unmilked cows. Praise be to Milk!

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