An Irrational Hatred of Actors (By Dr. Bin)

published August 24, 2009

Some actors are good. Some are horrible. Some are so horrible that they inspire an irrational hatred from Doctor Bin. Here are the 7 that Dr. Bin seems to hate the most.

Note from the Archnemesis: (This is the opinion of Dr. Bin and not The Archnemesis. Dr. Bin is an estalished surgeon, and if you or anyone you know ever have to go under the knife, this guy might be the one cutting you apart. It's not too late to agree with him.)

Ryan Gosling - Dr. Bin is not too much of hater here, although Dr. Bin will always remember him as the douchebag, pussy, gay white guy on Denzel's football team (Remembering the Titans). In all fairness, he's gone on to do better roles now unlike...

Orlando Bloom - No role is pussy enough for him. His script screening process requires him to not be the badass, but the pussy who is obsessed with a girl...

Tobey Maguire - Dr. Bin thinks he gets too much credit for being the pussiest superhero. Only this pussy could make Dr. Bin think he could beat the crap out of this superhero AND take his girl.

Ben Affleck - Dr. Bin thinks Affleck has cost him way too much money and time to see what may look like an exciting movie. Dr. Bin always walks out of a Ben Affleck movie thinking, 'why the fuck did Dr. Bin just pay to see that talentless shithead?'

Adam Sandler - Dr. Bin just hasn't found him very funny since Dr. Bin turned 15.

Matthew Broderick - Dr. Bin is very aware that Mathew Broderick is trying to act, but Dr. Bin is not sure why others can't see that he is failing to act.

Chris Cooper - Dr. Bin does not like his face, or his character.

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