7 Awkward Penis Movie Moments
published September 12, 2009
Hollywood gets a lot of crap somtimes, but sometimes it doesn't get enough credit. It's a male dominated world and as a result we get hot babes and lots of boobs in movies. But sometimes, just sometimes, Hollywood throws us the proverbial penile curveballs. It always seems to happen that one time your watching a movie with your parents or a prospective girlfriend. Here are 7 of these awkward penis moments. You may want to bring some eye bleach.
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#7 - Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen - Doctor Manhattan's smurf shows up all over this movie, and even in the end when he's angrily walking down the stairs, the smurf wobbles like Jell-O. But I wasn't looking at it, I was uh, looking at his massive pecs. Err uh, the background.
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#6 - Kevin Bacon in Wild Things - We're nearing the end of the movie. A long time has passed since we last some young Denise Richards boob. There is a twist upon a twist upon a OH GOD IT'S KEVIN BACON'S PENIS.
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#5 - Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights - You didn't really expect to go through a movie about a male porn star and not see penis, did you? Well until the final minute of the movie that's exactly what happened. We were treated to Rollergirl (mmmmm Rollergirl.....)and other boobs, but until Mark Wahlberg busts out his big floppy donkey dong, we were in the clear.
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#4 - Ending of Fight Club - This one is easy to miss, but at the end there is a flash of dong spliced into the movie. It actually was quite funny, but it made a lot of people think... "Did I really just see that or did an image of a penis just pop into my head?"
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| #3 - Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary - We wil be merciful and only show you the Ben Stiller reaction shot, because the zipper shot can't be unseen. It brings a tear of pain to my eye thinking about it. |
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#2 - Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later - One of the best zombie movie of all time starts off dubiously with a full on frontal penis shot of the main protagonist played by Cillian Murphy. Fortunately, that is all for penis shots and we get a kick ass zombie movie the rest of the way.
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#1 - Jaye Davidson in The Crying Game - This was voted one of the most shocking moments in film history, when the supposed girlfriend reveals that she has a penis. It's traumatizing enough to think about, so I will only show the person in question..
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