11 Unexpected Boobs in Movies (Part 1)

published July 4, 2009

Happy Birthday America! In honor of your birthday, I will celebrate by showcasing 11 of the most unexpected boob shots in movies. What could be more American!? Unfortunately, our good friend Chris Hanson will be blocking out the naughty bits, but we always have our imaginations. This is by all means not a complete listing of unexpected boob shots, but merely part one of several.

#11, #10, #9 - Total Recall - This one is quite obvious and awesome as well. The three boobed lady in Total Recall just shows up and bam. While boobs may have been expected in grand ol Venus Ville, three certainly were not, so this makes #11, 10 and 9.

Was there any doubt that I would fit her in this article?

#8, #7 - Under Siege - A thrilling tale of a boat that has been taken over by Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey. The only man who can stop them, is a cook: a lowly, lowly cook (aka Stevan Seagal). A serious situation with dire consequences - why not have Erika Eleniak pop out of the cake and flash her jugs?

Chris Hanson's head is larger than usual in this picture.

#6, #5 - Demolition Man - This one was completely unexpected. We're in the future where all forms of fornication are banned, including kissing. The very last thing we expect to see is John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) get a video phone call from a naked babe (which was a wrong number). Definitely had to rewind that part a few times just to make sure that really happened.

Why can't I ever get telephone calls like this?

#4, #3 - Dawn of the Dead (2004) - This movie was top 5 material even before the gratuitous boob shot caught by the video camera. Even the great Maddox likened this moment to "finding an unexpected $20 in the wash."

Chris Hanson won't even let you use your imagination on this one.

#2, #1 - Swordfish - I honestly don't remember a damn thing about this movie except that there wre helicopters and John Travolta trying to be a bad ass, and of course, Halle Berry showing her boobs to the world for no particular reason. I hear she got paid like a zillion dollars to it, so that may be reason enough.

Yeah, just reading a book topless, no big deal.

Stay tuned for future updates for more unexpected boobs in movies! E-mail us if you can know of an extremely unexpected and/or pointless boob shot!

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