The Prostitute Classiness Scale

published September 23, 2009

For some reason, Hollywood has a fascination with prostitutes. That's probably due to the cultural fascination of the oldest profession in human history. In the English language alone, there's probably 20 different words for prostitute. After instense analysis, I've found out that these words are all different types of prostitutes. Some words are for classy upscale prostitutes, and some words for nasty $5 crackheads. Well I've created a Prostitution Classiness Scale using some Hollywood characters as examples. The top is the most classiest type of prostitute, and the bottom has the prostitutes that you should never hope to encounter (due to possible penis).

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