The 10 Most Overrated Babes of 2009

published August 28, 2009

It seems like VH1, Maxim and Askmen.com randomly pick women each year and say "Hey, let's make this chick overly famous!" VH1 is staffed with gay men, and Maxim and Askmen.com are the most frustrating websites to navigate (ads, malware, ~120 clicks to get through top 100 lists etc), and therefore their credibility suffers. There have been some overrated babes, but out of 2009, I find none more overrated than these 10 babes. I'm not saying they're ugly, just that they're overrated. Except Fergie. She's ugly.

#10 - Angelina Jolie - There was a time when Angelina was the most beautiful babe on the planet. That time was ten years and 3 kids ago.

#9 - Fergie - I just cannot believe that she still cracks Top 100 lists. She was #45 of Maxim's list. She keeps singing about how hot she is and people are actually believing it. She's filthy, and if you don't know why, go here.

#8 - Denise Richards - Once again we have a babe that was hot 10 years ago, except she wasn't all that back then either. Her thick manbrows remain as her tan skin plastifies, her neck wrinkles up, and she descends into reality show hell.

#7 - Sasha Grey - People get all worked up over a porn star acting in a relatively mainstream film. I don't get it. She's not even that attractive for a porn star, and apparently does some of the filthiest and degrading acts out there. That's not attractive, that's kinda nasty. Purely overrated.

#6 - The Olsen Twins - Something went very wrong along the way. The twins were supposed to grow up to be funny, beautiful actress with full figured bodies. I remember being excited with the rest of male America for their 18th birthday. However what we got is two anorexic, humorless, crack addict looking girls who make the same uninterested face everywhere they go.

#5 - Halle Berry - I've disliked Halle Berry ever since her pretentious Oscar winning speech. She showed her subpar boobs in "Swordfish" and the world went nuts. SInce then, she's only been in shitty movie after shitty movie, and still gets "Hottest Babe of the Year" awards. I just see a woman who thinks waaaaay too highly of herself.

#4 - Keira Knightley -This girl is all the rage and people everywhere think she's gorgeous. I think she's a poor man's Winona Ryder, with a poor man's body. Her abs are larger than her breasts! Come on Hollywood, don't try to pass her off as one of the world's hottest!

#3 - Rosario Dawson - Again and again she is cast as a leading lady. And again, I just see an average looking woman who thinks way too highly of herself. I just cannot look at Rosario Dawson and see an attractive woman.

#2 - Malin Akerman - When she appeared in Watchmen, nerds all over the world drooled over this woman's supposed hotness. She cracked top 10 lists everywhere. To me, I saw a manjaw, 2 moles and bangs. I hate bangs. She's actually decently attractive though, just not in Watchmen. Wait, speaking of manjaw...

#1 - Olivia Wilde - Olivia Wilde was voted Maxim's #1 hottie. I could not disagree more. She might crack my top 50, but #1?! I just cannot look away from her manjaw. Even on House MD, I'd take Cuddy and Cameron over her. Dr. Bin theorizes that her portrayal as a doctor and people's fantasy of the 'hot nurse' is the reason for this craze. Now this is the part where I reiterate that just because I think Olivia Wilde is overrated, doesn't mean I don't think she's hot. But #1 hottest in the world?! Come on now.

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