No Pubic Option!

by This Woman

published August 20, 2009

I'm sick of the TYRANNY of this SOCIALIST nation telling me that my pubic hair should run wild and rampant. I am SICK of pubic hair running rampant and unchecked. I believe in LESS pubic hair and I don't want pubic hair controlling MY life and the lives of MY children. I say NO to more pubic hair. How can my other hair compete against the pubic option? Well people say that I can eat and breathe from my mouth but that is an exception. The pubic option will lead to an uncontrolled fire that will cover my whole body. I refuse to have "Pubic Panels" deciding whether or not my grandparents should shave their pubic hair. Just because it's old, extra long, white, and curly pubic hair does not give the "Pubic Panels" the right to tell them what do with their pubes. I don't want MY taxpayer dollars paying for the rampant pubes of illegal immigrants and foreigners, or for MY taxpayer dollars paying for aborting pubes before they can grow. STAY OUT OF MY PUBIC HAIR AND LEAVE MY GUNS ALONE, BIG GOVERNMENT.

GOVERNMENT IS TAKING OVER LIKE SPIDERS. NO TO THE PUBIC OPTION.

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