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Do the Lynndie (Film Edition!)
published August 23, 2009

We first did the Lynndie England in late June, as she strangely appeared in painful moments in sports. You can see that here. Well Lynndie England is back in the news, as her lecture in Washington DC was cancelled after receiving multiple threats. I think she's just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Even in the tragic moments in cinematic history, she seems to appear. Time for some more rudimentary photoshop skills!

Lynndie Han Solo
Damn you Lynndie. Being frozen in carbonite is no laughing matter!

 

 

Passion of the Lynndie
If you look carefully, you can see that Lynndie was one of the Roman torturers. Lynndie has no passion!

 

 

Lynndie Godfather
As you can see, she was responsible for the death of Sonny Corleane! Those fingers are more dangerous than we originally thought.

 

 

Lynndie Sin City
Even in stylish movies like Sin City, she manages to show up in the most gruesome of scenes.

 

 

Lynndie Gladiator
She even showed up in the most tragic moment of Gladiator.

 

 

Lynndie Menace
Those fingers of death shot down my homey Kane from Menace II Society!

 

 

Lynndie Braveheart
Despite being a master of torture, she could not get William Wallace to say "mercy."

 

 

Lynndie American Psycho
Lynndie does love "It's hip to be square," by Huey Lewis and the News.

 

 

Lynndie Boromir
Noooooo! Not Boromir! Damn you Lynndie!!

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