Remembering the Horrifying Events of 1990

published September 11, 2009

These allegations against Glenn Beck may not be true, but we haven't heard him deny them yet. So they might be true.

In 1990, Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered a Young Girl.

I'm not saying it happened, I'm just saying that sources say that on September 12, 1990, Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a young girl. This may put a dark cloud over his infamous 9/12 project. IT JUST MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL.... I'm sorry. I just love little girls. And I fear for them.

Here is what the girl Glenn Beck raped and murder could have looked like in 1990 and a computer simulation of what she would maybe look like if she were alive and unraped today.

Glenn Beck has exposed himself as a guy over and over again who has a deep seeded hatred for little girls or the young girl culture, I don?t know what it is. I?m not saying he doesn?t like little girls, I?m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe is a rapist.

Here is a Dollhouse to represent a young girl. Here is a toy Corvette to represent Glenn Beck. We see the car forcibly enter the dollhouse without the dollhouse's permission, and thus Glenn Beck's own metaphor for his raping and murdering of a young girl in 1990.

We have even speculated that the police report of Glenn Beck's rape and murder of the poor young girl could have looked like this.

To help illustrate that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a little girl, we've gone with trusted tactics that 3rd graders play to remember names of their classmates.

M - Mental
U - Underwear
D - Drug Addict
E - Emotional
R - Republican

R - Ridiculous metaphors
A - A hypocrit
P - Palin
I - Insane
S - Stay away from our penis's (close enough)
T - The 9/12 Project

That spells MUDER RAPIST. Yes we misspelled murder, but forgive us, after all Glenn Beck did misspell OLIGARCHY.

Little girls do not surround Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck surrounds little girls.

I'm not saying this Glenn Beck's 1990 mug shot was after being arrested for raping and murdering that girl, I'm just saying I haven't heard him deny it yet

So for 9/12, let's remember the true victim here. Let us remember the poor girl who never had a chance in life, because Glenn Beck raped and murdered her. Let's act like we did the day after we found out the little girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered. We didn't care about politics or partisanship. We just worried for the family of that little girl, and we feared for them. Let's act like that on 9/12 and make 9/12 everyday in memory of the little girl that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered in September 12, 1990.

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