Worst Pet Peeves (aka things that should not bother you)

originally published July, 2005

1. People who wear socks with sandals or slippers. Hey, what the heck is so wrong about wearing socks under sandals? Some people just need to keep their feet aerated and warm at the same time, is that such a crime? Sometimes people wanna just take off their shoes and put on their slippers when they get home, instead of the hassle of taking off their socks. You should be ashamed of yourself for having this as a pet peeve.

This doesn't bother me at all.

2. People who judge people. News Flash!, EVERYONE JUDGES EVERYONE. What do you think a first impression is? Hell your probably judging the author of this article right now you hypocrite! There is nothing at all wrong with judging people, so why do you hate it so much? Why are you being so judgmental in judging people that judge others? Does that make sense?

3. Cliche's and overused jokes. Some smarmy folks think it's such a bad idea to keep beating the same dead horse over and over again. Why is it so? It became a cliche for a reason, and I'm sure there are some people in the world that are unaware of this cliche that will find said cliche to be hilarious, just like you did when you first head/saw it.

4. People that talk about you behind your back. Face it, there is some aspect about you that others don't like. What should they do, completely ignore it?! Besides, if we didn't talk shit about people behind their backs, that cuts out like a good 25% of all our conversations. Everyone talks behind everyones back, it's another thing that is unavoidable, so why be annoyed by it?

Ashlee Simpson actually bothers me.

5. Ditzy gals like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Ashlee Simpson. Actually it's okay to hate Ashlee Simpson. They're just doing their thing and making a pretty penny out of it too. Why should people hate them, when the hate should really be directed at tabloids, those crappy entertainment tonight shows, and people that give them too much attention. Hey, I'll bet if you could make lots of money by being a dumb slut I bet you'd do it, which leads me to the last one.

6.Sluts in general. You know, I've been on a crusade to remove the negative connotation with the word slut. It should be a compliment, like for a dude being a pimp is a compliment. I see nothing wrong with a gal who loves a good 'gasming. Heck, sluts are even great fun to hang out with. I've also found that most gals that hate sluts are usually sluts themselves, which also by the way is NOT an insult! Sluttin' makes the world go 'round.