Hello fans. I am honored that you would like to know more about myself. I refuse to share my real name as I have had a stalker/restraining order problem in the past. I will also refuse to share any pictures of myself for now, although perhaps in the future. Hey, maybe I'll have a fan site one day, and I'll have to show them pictures. I do not want any e-mails sent to me, although if you have something nice to say, send it to as he will foreward me the nice ones.

Some stuff about myself... I am a self-professed "dork." I am also a bisexual. In fact it's enraging that people are telling bisexual women to be called lesbians, because I am NOT a lesbian (hear that Slappy?). Also I am "Female A," not Female B, or C or D, or X. I have had many copycats, to those copycats... STOP IT. I love almost all comics, DC and Marvel, especially "The Authority." I am also the only woman who contributes to this site.

I am otherwise thrilled to have this chance to express some of my odd views on this sight. Most of the other contributors have odd views as well, some even odder than my own. I drink, smoke occasionally, and do drugs once in a while. I will not reveal which ones I do.

My articles

July 16, 2005 - Pray for Omarion

July 12, 2005 - "Remembering John Rocker"

July 10, 2005 - "The Top Ten Sexiest Animals"

July 6, 2005 - "Weird Celebrity Look-A-Likes"