#10 - Guardian Yugoloth

Stephen Colbert's greatest nightmare. A bear with demon wings, ram horns, and huge nasty claws. Pretty scary -and ridiculous- combo

#9 - Intellect Devourer

This monster is essentially a human brain, with 4 nasty legs with claws. It's goal: to kill with it's claws, and then take over your body and control it.

#8 - Grippli

Here we have a 3 foot tall frog, that can hold weapons and cast spells. I'd think with the way frogs breed, an intelligent frog that can hold swords would quickly overpopulate the world.

#7 - Sea Lion

Forget about the adorable sea lions we know and love, this is sea lion taken to the extreme literal sense. A golden fish with a lion's torso! Needless to say there's quite a few things wrong with this pairing, like gills and the lack of sea antelopes.

#6 - Thought Eater

Wow. Essentially we have a levitating duck-billed platypus skeleton, that feeds on your thoughts. Ridiculous.

#5 - Crab Man

There's a ton of animals in the animal kingdom that would make decent humanoid monsters. The crab is not one of them. I'm sure after killing this one, the adventurers would have one of the finest meals ever!

#4 - Broken One

So much ridiculousness about this monster. It's like Frankenstein's monster, made by someone with Down Syndrome.

#3 - Giff

Okay guys, we need one more monster. I got it, how about a hippo man! With a gun! Not only can the hippoman shoot you in the face, but he can crush you with his weight if he misses!

#2 - Shedu

This monster is essentially a gay centaur with no human torso, and wings. There so many ridiculous things about this creature, like how does he maintain that perfect beard, and how did he get that forehead crown on.

#1 - Sea Wolf

Finally, we have the ridiculous Sea Wolf. This creature is a Wereseal. So picture a werewolf, but instead of turning into a wolfman, it turns into an evil monster that is part seal, part wolf. Its flippers have sharp claws that will infect you and turn you into one as well!

#10 - Drow Elf

These humanoids come from a matron based society where females are far superior than the males. In a sexist twist, they are also a vile, petty, evil, conspiring, slave owning race. Perfect for #10 on the sexiest monsters list!

#9 - Dryad

These are the hippie, nature loving, prius driving creatures of the monster world. Their main attack is to charm sexy men and turn them into their personal manservants, a fate that is not too terrible.

#8 - Aquatic Elves

Once you get past the webbed hands and feet, these sea elves are quite sexy. I can see the scenario now, you're underwater, drowning, and the Aquatic Elf has to give you mouth to mouth to give you air.

#7 - Jungle Giant

At 18 feet tall, you can imagine the good times you could have with a jungle giant, provided they don't crush you or rip your head off. This is a George Costanza dream come true.

#6 - Human

Yes, these ferocious monster are included in the Monstrous Manual. Most people agree, there's definitely some sexy humans roaming about. Dressing them up as pirates just magnifies the sexiness.

#5 - Swanmay

Swanmays are sexy blonde ladies that can turn into swans. How monstrous!

#4 - Nymph

Nymphs are so beautiful, they apparently blind or kill men when gazed upon. They also inhabit the lovliest caverns and ocean grottoes, enhancing the sexiness. Not to mention they're called "Nymphs."

#3 - Mermaid

A requirement to be a mermaid is to have huge lucious breasts barely covered up by seashells or scales and long flowing hair. Enough to make a man drown on purpose. Hopefully the Sea Lion doesn't get to him first.

#2 - Sirine

Basically these monsters are hot babes with blue skin and green hair that long for human interaction. The good ones will sex you up, the evil ones will sex you up and then kill you. Not too shabby.

#1 - Genie (Marid)

If the hot body, the lack of clothing, the blue skin and the jewelry weren't enough, these ladies are powerful . With enough power to destroy continents, they'll still grant you wishes if you free them. I think I know one of my wishes! candy!

#10 - Invisible Stalker

I had to put this monster in somewhere just for the picture. Yes this is the actual picture. You can just use your imagination to picture how bad ass it is (provided you threw powder on him or could see invisibility). !

#9 - Pit Fiend

This monster is just an intensely bad ass demon, with a big ol' gut. They don't really die, they just go to hell and plot revenge on whomever 'killed' them.

#8 - Ankheg

Similar to the huge bugs in "Starship Troopers," they come out of the ground and shoot acid from their mouths. It has a fondness for fresh meat, and that includes your newborn baby.

#7 - Dracolich

Dragons are bad ass. Zombies are bad ass. A zombie skeleton dragon is just ridiculously bad ass. They basically cannot be killed, unless you find the source of what's keeping them alive. Perfect as an end boss!

#6 - Owlbear

Not necessarily the most powerful on this list, they are still quite bad ass. Taking two bad ass animals and creating something even more badass is difficult, but this is it. Come to the owl for advice, and promptly get mauled while receiving the advice.

#5 - Manticore

Sometimes mixing too many things is disastrous. This monster is the perfect concoction for bad ass. A lion torso, demonic bat wings, a bad ass old man's head, and poisonous spikes that it throws at you at will - that's pretty bad ass!

#4 - Beholder

One of the signature monsters of D&D (besides the dragon of course), these are floating eyestalkers with eyeball tentacles. They also shoot lasers from their eyes and then they can eat you.

#3 - Bulette

Don't let the frenchie sounding name fool you. Also known as the 'landshark,' it moves underground as a shark moves through water. Think 'Tremors' with no tentacles, a rocklike fin, a big ass mouth for eating you, and the temperament of a wolverine.

#2 - Tarrasque

This monster is so bad ass, there's supposed to be only one in existence. It's 50 feet tall, has nearly impenetrable skin, and is immune to almost everything. Every decade it goes on a rampage destroying everything in it's path and eating everything, until it gets tired again. It is my belief that the Cloverfield Monster is based on the Tarrasque.

#1 - Zaratan

Oh man. The Zaratan is a sea turtle as big as an island, with a whole ecosystem on it's back. Some have been known to be mobile bases for corsairs and pirates. It really doesn't get any more bad ass than that.